help-mywife:

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

(via unescapable)

butttercupp:
“pettyrising:
“ kolalakay:
“a drag
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omg
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Wow
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coldwifey:
“was finemami
IG: itsjenneyy”
"Real love is always chaotic. You lose control; you lose perspective. You lose the ability to protect yourself. The greater the love, the greater the chaos. It’s a given and that’s the secret."
Jonathan Carroll (via quotemadness)

(Source: quotemadness.com, via toots-toots)

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harrehmadness:
“2015
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